The running of the robots!

I'm leaving you for a ghoul

High-ho yellow!

What kind of horses would the coast guard ride? Sea horses!!

I'll straighten the "no smoking" sign...

...just as soon as I'm done with this cigarette. (She's the proprietor's mother.)

The most worthless outhouse ever

A toilet set in an outhouse with no actual pit.. just open ground. Yuck!!

Forklifts for hands

Sure, why not. Makes perfect sense. If it tries to melee you, you can sing he tried to kill me with a forklift!

Why I sold my mother

o.O;;;

The dumbest brahmin in the commons!

Later on in VATS, I saw her inexplicably on the isolated remains of an overpass among a gang of radiers, including a General! When I got up there finally (after reloading my save, no thanks to somebody with mini-nukes!!!), Idiot was no where to be found... dead OR alive.

Does a teddy bear go in the woods?

No, it uses the toilet... and reads the newspaper while doing so.